
Rank the following: cookies, cake, cheesecake, pie, candy, ice cream.
My order: 1) cake 2)cheesecake 3)ice cream 4)cookies 5)pie 6)candy
See. Everything in life can be broken down into a carefully crafted hierarchy.
This summer a group of friends and myself sat down to rank our favorite Beatles songs. I'll spare you the details but the number ones include...
Amy: "A Day in the Life"
Elena: "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
Enrique: "Let it Be"
Taylor: "Don't Pass Me By"
Of course, Tom Bavis, aka the Beatles Maven/Know It All/Aficionado, did not hierarchically rank his favorites, rather, he made up 3 different categories because a simple Top Ten was impossible to fathom.
This lengthy introduction has (finally) lead me to the point of the post; let's take a look back at the past year and all it has to offer musically.
I'll start with MY Top Six Albums of the Year:
1)LCD Soundsystem This is Happening
4) Vampire Weekend Contra
5) Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
6) Beach House Beach House
Deerhunter - Halcyon Digest
The Catchiest Singles of 2010 (In Alphabetical Order)
Arcade Fire - "Rococo" - Suburbs
Caribou - "Odessa" - Swim
Crystal Castles - "Not In Love" - Crystal Castles (II)
Katy Perry - "Teenage Dream" - Teenage Dream
LCD Soundsystem - "Dance Yrself Clean" - This is Happening
LCD Soundsystem - "All I Want" -This is Happening
Sleigh Bells - "Rill, Rill" - Treats
Of Montreal - "Coquet Coquette" - False Priests
The New Pornographers - "We End Up Together" - Together
Matt & Kim - "Good For Great" -Sidewalks
Taio Cruz - "Dynamite" -Rockstarr (2009)
Neon Trees - "Animal" - Habits
Kayne West - "Power" - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Vampire Weekend - "White Sky" - Contra
Rihanna - "Rude Boy" - Rated R (2009)
Kate Nash - "Do Wah Doo" - My Best Friend Is You
The Albums That Just Didn't Deliver
1. MGMT - Congratulations
2. Of Montreal - False Priest
3. Ratatat - LP4
4. New Young Pony Club - The Optimist
5. Kid Cudi - Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager 6. The National - High Violet
The Most Overrated Artist: Drake
I acknowledge that I may stand alone here, but what's the big deal? Why is it that my student's final exams are riddled with incorrect grammar exclamations stating "Me gusta Drake"? Ok generic male name, you are not sexually attracted to Drake. Minus five points.My Biggest Surprise: I. LOVE. TAYLOR. SWIFT.
My Fave: "Mine"
I invite you to channel your inner listographer to tear my lists to shreds.